Elizabeth Scalia over at The Anchoress website provides a clip of the movie “The Perfect Family” in which the Catholic Church is ridiculed and condemned. (one comedic line: “I don’t have to think—I’m Catholic!”) Some scenes are indeed funny—with that kind of self-deprecating humor that one expects to be allowed for “insiders”—but others are definitely not, because, judging from the trailer, the film is definitely not a mere vehicle for Catholics to make fun of themselves; it’s the opposite: a serious, very un-funny showcase for “liberal” anti-Catholics to display their self-perceived moral superiority. In fact, one imagines the mind-route of its writers: this priest character is so funny, Catholics will laugh, then Catholics will see that he’s not so funny, he’s prejudiced against gays, he’s a bigot, the Catholic Church is bigoted. This movie tells anti-Catholics to congratulate themselves and Catholics to re-think their affiliation with the Church—all in “harmless” fun.  It’s comedic sheep’s clothing at its subtle best, intolerant hatefulness in its cleverest disguise, ignorance in the show-business costume of wisdom. And that’s just the trailer . . . .

One comment follows Elizabeth’s post, reminding viewers of the trailer that we’re meant “for a sign and a contradiction.” Okay—where’s the contradiction? Where are the contradictory films? True, there have been one or two in recent years (the old 1940s black-and-white sentimentals on EWTN don’t count.) that focus on Catholic values (think “Bella”), but not on Catholicism or the Church itself—as this film certainly does.

Evangelism doesn’t mean just going around improving cultural values. It doesn’t mean just telling the story of an unmarried girl having the courage to give birth to her child instead of aborting it. It means actually using hard words like “Christ,” like “redemption” and even, maybe, “the Church.” Catholic writers, publishers, and producers must find their courage, for, heaven help us—this is only the green wood, what will we do when the wood becomes dry?