Said demon to the devilkin:
“How would you prepare
To stuff the sum of mankind in
Our kingdom of despair?”

“I’d tell them,” said the grimy one,
“”Relax, there is no God.’”
“That won’t convince the whole of them,
And some will merely nod.”

“I’ll say to them: ‘There is no hell,
Be easy as you were.'”
“That doesn’t catch them all as well,
A few will be deterred.”

“I’ve got it,” said the devil’s get,
“You’ll like this scheme of mine,
Fighting off a fool’s regret
I’ll say: ‘There’s lots of time.’”

“Genius!” said the enemy,
“Before they know they’re hit
An avalanche of misery
Will bury every twit.

“By me! I think you have the scheme
To get them all together,
Keep them living in a dream
That life goes on forever

“Let them never fall awake,
See that time runs out,
It’s better far, make no mistake
Than any stupid doubt.”