Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi were arguing about who was more tolerant.

“You fool,” snapped Pelosi, “I’m twice the Progressive you are. I was sent by God to save America from Fascism!”

“No way,” responded Clinton, “you’re the fool and I was sent by God to save America from Fascism!”

Just as they were about to come to blows, they saw Barack Obama walking by. They rushed over on the spot.

“Mr. President! Mr. President!” called Pelosi, “Was it I who was sent by God to save America from Fascism, or was it this fool?!”

For a moment, Obama looked perplexed. Then he said, “I don’t remember sending anybody…”