A few weeks ago, I attended the Catholic Writers Guild Conference. As usual, it was held in conjunction with the Catholic Marketing Network. Publishers, booksellers, etc., were connected by a catwalk to the hotel where writers were holding their conference. There were also entrepreneurs—people whose business is simply promotion, sales, marketing. Lots of business cards passed around, people making contacts, becoming contacts, and overlapping both quite a lot—for example, writers who self-promote. One guy, for example, told me that Catholic writers who don’t create a website, run a blog, “build a platform,” can never hope to get their books sold. There was a lot of that kind of talk. This is a new age, we’re told, the age of the internet, and “networking” isn’t just necessary—it’s everything.

 

A feeble attempt or two at conversation with certain writers bore this out. They don’t want to talk with you, to discuss anything—they want to hand you a promo business card and meet you on Facebook, not in person. Publishers set up display tables and went about hawking their wares, or they’d come over loudspeakers, announcing that somebody was signing books somewhere, or that free books were being given away for the next hour at their booth—booths conveniently numbered so that customers could locate them quickly and easily. Occasionally, some Catholic TV or radio station would hold interviews—a drawing card, something desirable to writers, publishers, and customers all alike.

 

This, one thinks to oneself, is a business. This is the Catholic marketplace, as loud and busy, as wheeling-and-dealing, as any morning market in some Arab cityI tried to learn, mostly via osmosis, by listening to people who do this sort of thing as a way of life, but I was aware from the beginning that I was very much out of place, personally, and yet bothered by the idea that I shouldn’t be, if I’m really a writer. (Maybe I’m not?) If I were, I should find this exciting, exhilarating, and I should be making plans to build a platform, to network. One young man apparently very much in the know about these things told me bluntly that if my book was going to sell, I’d have to study the social media and learn to manipulate it, figure out when the time was right to hold give-aways, and flood review sites at the right time in order to boost sales-rankings, etc.

 

Wait a minute. What is all this? It’s not what I had in mind when I decided to write a novel (What did I have in mind?) I met one other old fogey who felt the same. “Good grief,” I said to him, “is this what’s necessary in order to be read?” He understood. No, he responded, it’s what’s necessary if you want to Be a Success. Marketing, market manipulation—all that jazz—used to be only what publishers did, and for a very good reason: they’re in business. But now many writers are also in business—especially those who habitually earn seven-figure incomes. Some of them don’t even claim to be writers anymore. I don’t know if it’s true, but someone told me that James Patterson publicly acknowledged that he hasn’t actually written a book in decades. Such people have staff. They are an industry.

 

I don’t want to be misunderstood: There is nothing wrong with making an honest profit. There’s nobility in making a good product, including a book, and selling it for a fair price. And competition is indeed healthy. I have NO criticism of business. Some people are more ethical than others, but that’s always true of everything. There’s nothing wrong with athletics—but that doesn’t make an athlete out of me.  

 

I learned that “Catholic fiction” isn’t selling. One publisher held up a novel he’d had on the market for over a year and said, “This hasn’t even paid for itself yet.” Then he held up yet another of the countless spiritual self-help books that are churned out every month by the dozens. “This,” he said, “paid for itself in two weeks.” The publisher is a businessman—guided indeed by his Catholic beliefs, but still a businessman. It doesn’t finally matter whether a novel is any “good”; the point is that it’s not selling.

 

Back over at the writers’ conference, there were two basic avenues of interest: how to write better, or how to sell better. For the business-minded writer (who wants to Be a Success, maybe?), the latter interest is much more compelling. Meanwhile, however, another publisher commented to me: “The reason Catholic fiction isn’t selling is that Catholic fiction-writers can’t write.” Really? So, while some fiction-writers are blaming publishers (or becoming publishers themselves), publishers are blaming writers, and the writers are dutifully trying to write better “Catholic fiction.”

 

Away from the conference and back online, Bright Young Literary Catholics are saying that Catholic fiction must be more byte-conscious, must learn to think in “iconic” terms (like an MTV video, maybe? Or a YouTube flick?). I think this might be true for people who want to “have read” something instead of actually reading it. People, they say, read quick synopses of fiction—no more. But I’d like to say to the BYLCs, “Look. This may well be true ofyou, and of your peers now. It’s tough to have to read Tristram Shandy in a weekend. I know—I remember grad school, too. You’ve lost the pleasure of reading. Live long enough, and it will return, but don’t project your resentment of its time-consumption on others.” Anyone who’s ever lingered over one of George Eliot’s narrative asides, relishing the pure music of her prose, knows whereof I speak: It’s possible to mourn the end of an 800-page novel, believe it or not—and even more shocking—to want to read it again.

 

Why aren’t Catholics reading fiction? Personally, I think they are. They’re just not reading so-called “Catholic fiction.” They want their Catholicism in non-fiction. They’re willing to buy the “young adult” genre and therefore what fiction is accepted by Catholic publishers generally falls in or near that category. But literary fiction from Catholic publishers is conspicuously absent. True, decent literary fiction comes from Catholic publishers once in a while, but for the most part, no. To begin with, such submissions are so few, and then, they’re rendered so trite, or so editorially tortured by publishers who fear alienating their Catholic readers, that they lose all literary quality. If Walker Percy submitted The Moviegoer to a Catholic publisher today, it would be rejected because it has pre-marital sex in it. But you can’t blame the publishers; they’re just trying to survive, unwittingly killing the very thing they say they’re dedicated to saving.

 

But what is there to save? True, there was something that has come to be called a “Catholic literary revival” in the 20th century, but does it necessarily follow that there is such a thing—or ever was—as “Catholic fiction?” This may sound blasphemous, but I’ll risk it. What is there to save? Publishers may be trying to please a market that doesn’t exist. Some noble-minded sorts know—or suspect—that, and so, being noble-minded, they set about trying to create that market, but what they’re trying to do is re-create a past, one which can be what it is only retrospectively—like the Renaissance, or the Middle Ages.

 

Catholic Publishers complain that people aren’t reading fiction. Yes they are (and they’re reading it in larger sizes than “iconic bytes,” too, even though it’s often electronically delivered). They’re reading non-fiction from Catholic publishers; what they’re not reading much of is called “Catholic fiction.” I think publishers, writers, critics (especially!), and readers need to re-think the reasons for this. Several years ago, a certain critic posed the question, What is Catholic fiction? People have discussed it to death ever since. Perhaps it would help if it were understood that any definition has to be retrospective, not prescriptive.

 

I had an opportunity to re-write Treason to suit the prescriptive formula of an editor at a major Catholic publishing house. I’m so glad I chose to withdraw it instead. I didn’t even think about submitting The Lion’s Heart (a homosexual “love story”) to a Catholic publisher. I don’t blame the publishers. They were looking for something they called “Catholic fiction.”