Campus Notes, the blog of the Cardinal Newman Society, reports that philosophy professor Gary Gutting of Notre Dame told a reporter from the New York Times that contraception is no longer immoral in the authoritative teaching of the Catholic Church because Catholics don’t believe it is immoral.

I suppose it was appropriate to say that to a newspaper, since indeed it would be news to Catholics, including those who use contraception. Their use of contraception does not constitute, a priori, a personal belief that it’s moral. Such a view begs the question that people everywhere always do what they believe is moral and do not do what they believe is immoral. But this is only the second, and less significant, logical fallacy of Gutting’s statement.

What’s more fallacious is that Gutting uses the word “authoritative” so authoritatively. He has no authority here whatsoever. I might as well ask my Yorkshire terrier. Her authority would be as reliable (if she could communicate it). It would seem that Times reporters skipped freshman logic in school and don’t recognize the fallacy of “appeal to false authority”—except that logic has little to do with their religion.

Like Gutting, Pelossi, and other luminaries, the Times reporter is a devout believer in the god called Polls. Their faith makes them not only follow Polls, but also, like the devotees of any religion, they consult Polls as the ultimate authority on any question.

The difficulty here is that Polls is not the authority on whom the Catholic Church relies. As the writer concludes in Campus Notes: “Gutting’s argument would seem to have Jesus telling Peter, ‘upon this poll I will build my Church.’”